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I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse

Is anyone truly prepared for the apocalypse? Well, Kerry certainly isn’t, and she fairly quickly discovers that looking sharp in a business suit and heels is not going to help anyone when there’s an I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse - C H Clepittapocalypse, with possible zombies!

Together with a super spy, an ex girl guide and a personal trainer with manly foraging skills Kerry must battle terrifying religious cults, rich people and her personal demons, all whilst having the daily chore of deciding what to wear!

This is a laugh out loud comedy with romance, heart and talking badgers, and is not to be missed.

What would you wear to the apocalypse? #IWoreHeels

I Wore Heels To The Apocalypse is out now.  Buy it on Kindle, Smashwords or in paper at Lulu.com.  Follow C H Clepitt on Facebook, Twitter.

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There’s a sublime wit and whimsy to C H Clepitt’s prose. Heed the badger,  for the badger is wise.

– Samuel Z Jones, Author The Baron Moruna & other novels

By the way folks (yes, I’m a super fan type, OK?) I Wore Heels.. is a must read. It has everything; out and out humour, strangeness, acerbic wit and apocalyptic highjinks… seriously if you haven’t read it you must.

– Aline Duriaud, Founder of ChachaRocks

Everything is Better With a Cape: The Second Part to I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse

What is better than a sarcastic talking badger? A sarcastic talking badger with superpowers, of course!

Having survived the apocalypse, Kerry is back to being a socially awkward web developer, but when apocalypse survivors start ending up dead, with her next on the list, events begin to spiral out of control. Follow Kerry as she deals with life and fashion challenges, whilst trying to save the world in this hilarious sequel to I Wore Heels to the Apocalypse.

Be a hero, #WearTheCape

A fast paced novel with amusing scenarios and believable character interplay… What makes Cape stand out from the crowd is the inclusion of a secondary storyline told through comic strips. It keeps you guessing about what will happen next and how the storylines are connected.

Claire Buss, Author of The Gaia Effect

Buy it on Kindlein paper on Lulu.

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A Reason to Stay

Who would have thought that being knocked out by a plus sized mannequin would lead to a complete life change?arts

Stephen is stuck in a rut: dead-end job, no romantic prospects, no hope. A series of bizarre accidents look set to change his path forever.

Having been given a year off work, Stephen decides to undertake a journey across country, aboard a less than manly, nonetheless affordable mode of transportation. A near miss with a miniature poodle leaves Stephen in a cast, his moped wrecked and his journey postponed; he is forced to spend 6 weeks in a village.

His physical journey at a standstill, trapped amongst a quirky cast of characters, Stephen finds himself on a different kind of journey, that of self discovery. Learning more about these people makes him discover new things about himself, and gradually his angry, sarcastic world view dissipates. Life in the village seems perfect, but surely this idyllic existence can’t last, especially for someone as hopelessly accident prone as Stephen?

A Reason to Stay playfully satirises society. Follow Stephen’s adventures whilst he conquers his fear of shopping, teenagers and lascivious older women, in a humorous yet strangely real tale of the effect one person can have on those around them without even realising.

Want to learn more? Visit the book site.

A Reason to Stay is available from Kindle as well as in print. You can get a copy from Lulu.com

A Reason to Stay

 

The Book of Abisan

TBACoverDo you believe in destiny? When two worlds collide a new hope is born.

Yfrey is lost, alone in a world where her kind is persecuted. She has one hope, to find The Roghnaithe, one who is destined to help save her world from destruction by a tyrannical ruler. The Book of Abisan crosses multiple realities to follow the lives of two very different women, as they come together to battle armies, as well as their own personal demons.

Step into an exciting world of adventure, magic and alternate realities in this fast paced, action packed fantasy.

To find out more visit The Book of Abisan website.

The Book of Abisan is available in print at Lulu.com and from Kindle most good ebook retailers.

The Book of Abisan

Segments

Segments of lives.  A collection of short stories.

There are currently a collection of short stories available exclusively to Kindle, you can find them by searching C H Clepitt. When there are enough of them Badger will be putting them into print in a book called Segments. Not yet though.

You can buy a paperback of these selected shorts on
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The Crew Chronicles

Pilot

It’s not easy being different, but when you have good friends and a supportive family even the scariest criminals can be taken down. Join Crew, in the first of a series of short story length Sci Fi adventures from the author of The Book of Abisan.

Available exclusively on Kindle.

First Time Out

In the second in this series of Sci Fi short stories Crew finds himself on his first mission. Placed in a new situation he experiences new things and learning things about himself and his family that he never knew. This is the second in the Crew Chronicles series.

Crew Genesis (Prequel)

If the law says you have no rights who’s left to defend you? When the realities of what the law means hits home to Cross she is torn between doing her duty and doing the right thing.

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